gordonshumway: I rarely pay more than $20 for a bottle of wine because I don’t always appreciate the depth and subtlety of the flavors and also because I drop the bottle in the parking lot and have to stand there awkwardly staring at the spill while I debate whether it’s worth licking the concrete for. #FMM (Fuck my Malbec) I don’t buy expensive wine because I’m afraid I’ll like it.
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gordonshumway:

I rarely pay more than $20 for a bottle of wine because I don’t always appreciate the depth and subtlety of the flavors and also because I drop the bottle in the parking lot and have to stand there awkwardly staring at the spill while I debate whether it’s worth licking the concrete for.

#FMM (Fuck my Malbec)

I don’t buy expensive wine because I’m afraid I’ll like it.

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  1. kylep reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    buy expensive wine...I’m afraid I’ll like it.
  2. shoesandsocks reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    quicker picker-upper-and-squeezer-into-mouther.
  3. danagel said: That’s what straws are for. Duh. :)
  4. janetisserlis said: very Helen Frankenthaler, so there’s that…,
  5. doogiehowsermd said: Oh the tannins!
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